Do not take a Trojan horse home

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The marketing trend of elaborate cinema popcorn buckets has reached a new peak with this massive Trojan horse vessel for The Odyssey. While the sheer size and detail make it an eye catching collector piece, bringing this specific item into your living space is a strategic error. Historically, the Trojan horse serves as a famous vessel for hidden threats. In your home, this oversized plastic souvenir serves as a dust collector that occupies way too much shelf space. Admire the craft from the safety of the theater lobby, but leave this legendary trap behind to avoid the clutter. Do NOT take this home.