Hilarious Spam Email from Elon Musk Allegedly
Usually I delete spam/phishing emails, but this one was so blatantly fake and hilarious that I had to make a post about it. Here is the full unedited email I received, allegedly from Elon Musk himself!
We are so excited to have you as part of the Tesla stakeholders club, Welcome indeed to our community of long-term growth stock investment for the future of energy, AI, and mobility.
Congratulations on becoming a part-owner of Tesla , Your investment support for our pursuit of ‘Sustainable Abundance’ through transformative technologies like the Cybercab robotaxi and Optimus humanoid robots. We are honored to have you with us as we aim to create unprecedented value and redefine the future of labor, transportation, and energy.
As a stockholder, you are invited to attend our Annual Meeting of Stockholders. Check the proxy statements for dates, typically announced in the spring for our future meetings .
If you are yet to own or be an active stake holder in Tesla Stakehold Club , this is a great opportunity to join us and own shares in Tesla stakehold knowing that you are joining a mission that has evolved in 2026 from accelerating sustainable energy to a broader goal.
When you buy a Tesla share, you own a little part of Tesla, As the company continues to do well, the value of your shares continues to grow Rapidly .
Reply I’m interested if you are new to Tesla stakeholds and will like to own a small part of Tesla stakehold giving you a chance to earn profits as little as $10k-$20k weekly just by investing into Tesla stock shares as we continue to grow and build a World of Amazing Abundance.
With appreciation
TESLA STAKEHOLDERS CLUB
ELON MUSK
My favorite part is this completely disjointed paragraph: “If you are yet to own or be an active stake holder in Tesla Stakehold Club, this is a great opportunity to join us… knowing that you are joining a mission that has evolved in 2026 from accelerating sustainable energy to a broader goal.” What? It starts off talking about a ‘stakehold club’ (whatever that means) and ends up vaguely rambling about a broader goal.
And the best part? They really expect someone to believe that the second richest man in the world—after me, of course 😅—is out here sending personal emails to ensure random people “earn profits as little as $10k-$20k weekly.” 😆
